“In nineteen ninety-three, the Faculty of Informatics in Barcelona
(FIB) commissioned a cartoon portraying their students. It should treat
FIBers (most of them men) and their relations with other faculties like
Business Administration (ADE, most of the women) in a comedic way.
Unfortunately, most of the demo sketches were full of furry pornography,
and were deliberately destroyed in a fire, without anyone having seen
the originals. Until today, when some of those sketches were found unburnt!”
(I just tried some “warner bros” / ”90′s” style on JRS characters. Sorry.)
The Cartoons, that band from the 90′s and early 2000′s came back to
my music lists. And this time, instead of just listening to their music,
I’m able to UNDERSTAND (how frisky were) their lyrics!
What 20
years ago were a bunch of childish and catchy tunes for somebody not
speaking English, today they turned to me a set of cool songs with a
“kinky” double-meaning or easily misunderstandable. Here at catalan and
spanish radio stations, songs were played without anyone paying
attention, also put to elementary school children as music for school
trips parties, so who would suspect?!
From songs like “Big
Coconuts” (”uh aiah, boys get so hot when they see a coconut”), to
“Yoko” (”Got her own sweet flavor, when I go down low” -> yes, it is
about “eating carpet”), passing through “Little Red Riding Hood” (just
use your imagination, guys!) and “Chirp Chirp Cheep Cheep“ (with its
orgasming chorus). Not forgetting the clip for “Witch Doctor”, where The
Cartoons enter into a tampon microphone rocket-ship to fly towards a vag hangar gate in Toon Town, because “All-right! Ooo eee ooo ah ah…!”.
I completed the drawing with a comic, but discovered that is was enough NSFW for Tumblr (I want to keep this clean for now). So I put it in my blog >>>HERE (+18)<<<.
